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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By WOW - 13/07/2013 20:40 - Kenya

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By Nezje - 08/08/2018 18:30

Today, I didn't get my driver's license, even though I didn't make any mistakes because my examiner said it was only my first time taking the exam, so it wouldn't matter if I failed. Now I have to pay another €240 for a second exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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ktrose 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 22:21

Just because he is your father, it does not mean he is going to automatically pass you. Clearly, you are not a great driver yet. lol.

mouxouxou 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 22:15

It seems that either your dad is a bad teacher or you are a bad student! :P

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ZoeZigzag 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:26

Oh look it's daddie lil girlywurlie want me to get a you dolly wolly? GROW UP

AddyMilla 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:29

i failed mine the first time. after actually passing the parrallel parking with flying colors and parking only to drive off and start the next part

TitDirt 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:32

That's what you get. You're an idiot and your father realizes this.

tdurden 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:39

you should've sucked his dick

gunman15 4

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:34

gross that's her dad

iLOVEcarlizzle 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:41

Next time, punch him in the ball sack.

Judus_beej 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:54

today I had to fail my daughter for her drivers test because she expected me to pass her anyway because she's my daughter even though she doesn't know her right from her left. FML.

Aniblecoby 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:26

FYL if he failed you only because you're his kid, YDI if he was just doing his job right

ambowew 7

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:33

YDI for thinking that just because it's your father testing, he would automatically pass you on your obvious shitty driving.

C6Racer 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:51

Yea, it's only spelled "license" in the US.

x_CDiizzlee_x 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:52

Wow, mega fail. How is that possible.

Happinessx3_fml 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:20

i think its possible ..

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