By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Teabubbles 8

*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .

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lolololer 8

did they like your status? :P

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tennisrapper1 14

Why tell the whole world? Who knows who would rat you out even if you're parents didn't find out...

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b0ngs 7

Someone who's never faked sick before would. They would think theyre so badass and people would actually care.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Facebook ohhhh Facebook. We have a new assignment for you! Make it so parents can't see my posts about skipping school!!! Sincerely, Me

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thereseg69 7

Well we know you have no common sense..I'd like to know how you do on the test

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zebralover23 14

Wow, you are so smart.. How can you forget that.?

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Wicked361 8

Wouldn't you still have to make up the test the next day or something... Unless it's just in my school district

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rubberduckie94 13

First you lied. Then you were too stupid to get away with it. Then you still have to take the test. Wow you accomplished a whole lot. Congrats.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Idiot. You're gonna have to take it eventually anyway, so you might as well had gotten it done sooner than later.

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AK10bears 0

DING! DING! DING! DING! Ladies and Gentleman we have our winner! For the DUMB-ASS move of the week! Let me tell you what you have won for yourself! 1, The loose of respect from your Parents! 2, Weeks of your friends calling you a KNOB! DUMB-ASS! and many other stupid ass names!! 3, and the chance to be entered into the BIGGEST DUMB-ASS KNOB HEAD for the year of 2012! Congratulating!! You must be very proud of yourself!!

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TomHarrow 5

I think knob is a funny ass word. But for the rest of it....could've done without. I hate nazis so I'm not going to correct. But Jesus.

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rdrr 2

Loose respect? So what? The parent's respect gets lesser and lesser over time?

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loufol22 5

Education is a life advantage. I can't say I have not tried to skip but at least be smart enough to know that your parents are checking your face book... Sounds like you need the education

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FrankHotpants 31

Because nothing is official until you post it on Facebook.

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