I am going to draw the best damn cow the world has ever seen!!

I personally think this fml is hilarious haha :-)

How old do you look? When I was 19, I was often mistaken for a middle schooler, but I didn't look young enough to Sneak into a coloring competition.

I'm totally in! Do we draw and color or color pre-drawn?

Next up..how many 2nd graders can you take in a bare knuckle fight? You should be proud. Hope you got a really cool toy for a prize.

I'm gonna draw a blue duck! Cause I've never seen a blue duck before.. And I want to see one.

At least you look young enough to pass it off

I swear the adjudicators know when your lying about your age in a coloring competition! I could never fool them! It was like their mission to fend out any good pictures because "mum definitely colored those eyes in, get F***ed a 7 year old didn't slip a little on that corner!" At my local supermarket there was NEVER a good one that won! I think they all just get together and say "they are all too good, F*** it, has your daughter won it this month" ,"ah yes", "well... what about your nephew? He isn't good at anything- it maybe a confidence booster, quick grab some crayons- draw a couple of lines, add some glitter and put your coffee mug in the corner to leave a stain so people won't think it's fake". Yes, yes... I am bitter about the fact I never won... I hope you did win OP- if you didn't; try some glitter next time :)

I'm in! I just got a new Lisa Frank and My Little Pony coloring book a couple days ago! This is going to be so fun!

"What do you think of that Mr. Blue Duck?" "That's quack-tastic!"