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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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tommyfox 19

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:51

I've never heard of such excitement when somebody put underwear ON!

silentbutfunny 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:47

Boxer or briefs?

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mama2b3 20

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:36

It's trickier than it looks...? No,it's not I'm sorry op but fail. Maybe sit down next time.

kay2810 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:38

Now that takes skill, I'm impressed :)

Webslinger66 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:41

Then don't wear underwear

Birdie_Sage 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:21

Wear a diaper, nothing will ever go wrong!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:30

I wonder, do you break your toes while putting on socks?

bigbuffcasey 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:35

Looks like commando it is!

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:30

Sit down from now on!

KendallDunn 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:41

Well thats hot...

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:41

Wonder if the op was wearing heels lol

hoonyer 17

Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:15

Don't worry OP, that's just the worlds way of telling you to go commando

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