Intimacy: Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my...

By asleepinclass - 16/03/2009 17:18 - Poland

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..

dwights 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:03

Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"

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Vehicle 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:16

LOL That's horrible.

teendramaqueena1 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:02

XD thanks for making my day. This is hilarious!

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:12

lmao that sucks. Don't sweat it, though, because I have a really hot history teacher and I've dreamt of him before. :)

Redweezl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 14:38

HAHAHA i woulda been like "So" lol nice one

SkaterChic 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:19

i agree with you #75. i have a hott history teacher.. mmmm. i could DEFINATELY see this happening to me

Antonio718 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:46

Owned...

Antonio718 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:46

Owned...

mverwaay 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:24

same thing happened to me. but im a guy and so was he........im straight!

SkaterChic 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:47

#80... OWNED

ducaling 3

Sunday 10 May 2009 1:34

lol at #7

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