By ShaunBomb - 11/12/2010 06:11 - United States

Today, my parents brought me an ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my lactose intolerance. FML
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DahkLohd 4

Maybe after 23 years, they just hate you.

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lovelove24 1

yea it's the thought that counts. and obviously, they didn't put in any thought.

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iTaylor 0

that's like that episode of The Office where it was Meredith's birthday and Michael wanted to get an ice cream cake because that's what he liked even though Meredith was lactose intolerant. yepp

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persianjr1 7

I hate it when you family screws something up and they find a way to make it your fault!! Thumbs up if you agree!!!

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katplayer 4

I get it 45. Shame you didn't claim the situation was smelly because one of the symptoms of having dairy when lactose intolerant is gas, but ah well.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

they don't care they want ice cream. when I buy a cake for someone else I'm usually picking out what I like.

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m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

it's the thought that counts...oh wait

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DahkLohd 4

Maybe after 23 years, they just hate you.

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AceArctic 4

Theyre trying to kill you. I'd run far... far away

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lovelove24 1

i hate that awkward moment when you try to play got your nose with voldemort.

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Smanaaa 0

My birthday is today too!

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MizzErikaHart 8

stop trying to steal ops shine.

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jckbco 0

yes, but are you lactose intolerant?

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ooitastic 0

Happy bday to both of you! :D Srry bout that OP. That just sucks...

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savong24 0

what's your number?

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_HeadShot_ 0

hehe I'm 14 years also. oh and op - that sux. but houldnt u be celebrating with friends wen ure 23?

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wcstcomic 0

It's not like OP said they're *only* celebrating it with friends. Frankly its a bit sad that you would think you have stop celebrating with your parents at a certain age. Unless of course your parents are horrible people.

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sAnChEz_98 0

you know they do have these magical pills now that allow you to eat dairy..... they are called lactaid pills! just fyi

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wcstcomic 0

FYI, depending on your level of intolerance and the amount of dairy contained in the particular food, those either don't work, and don't work enough to make it worth it. You know, FYI.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I am Lactose-intolerant and even with those pills there are still plenty of things i can't eat because they don't work well enough to solve the problem. They are fine for something like a couple of slices of cheese but I still get sick when I eat regular ice cream.

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lulupookiepoo 0

Ditto I haven't had ice cream in 5 months D;

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kay71095 9

FYI I'm lactose intolerant and the pills DON'T work for me

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ThatsAfurry 9

Maybe the fact that there was a cake was for you and the great taste of the ice cream cake was their selfish gift to themselves

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lovelove24 1

yea it's the thought that counts. and obviously, they didn't put in any thought.

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TheChad12 2

Ya they bought it for themselves. OP can have a slice of bread. lactose free!

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