Health: Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:06

Ah, it's okay. There are times in life when it's okay to have your face buried deep in a rug. Did you get some experience out of it?

FYL_hardd 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:22

Yes, because we all use our teeth to make out.

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PrettyBad 3

Tuesday 1 July 2014 21:48

I could barely tell what was going on, your one pathetic loser

ew1878 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:29

How did you not wake up from the fall?!?

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