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By mark - 11/01/2009 02:11 - France

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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x0x_KissOfDeath 0

#5, you fart, everybody farts, does that make you fat? maybe, maybe not..but you come off rude and ignorant. but honestly...thats awesome!

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Brandosyn 0

Man you missed out on the obvious retort to that little kid, namely lifting one cheek and squeezing for all you were worth. Hell even if you royally sharted your pants it woulda been totally worth it...

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cineturtle 0

ugh alcohol and lots of indian food....not a good combination. and i agree with #7

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savetherainfores_fml 0

I want to go to India to see the endangered tiger did you know there are more tigers in north America(in zoos and stuff like that) than in natural homeland Asia

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mollyjynxjax 28

What the **** does that have to do with this FML?

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badabing94 0

I ate amazing homemade Indian food at my dads business friend's house and had such bad gas I had to excuse myself from most of my classes the next day to fart my brains out in the bathroom.

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signuplogin 1

Tmi I didnt have to know that

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imnutsss 0

damn, now I want some Indian food :(

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Pizzellee 1

I read this and laughed for like 5 min straight.

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constantine91 0

I don't think I could handle a train ride after a night of drinking.

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darkfireflame 15

Probably was noxious for them, so a little small comfort.

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