By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

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Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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Tupelo_Honey 30

Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!

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CommanderZooJob 8

Sounds like quite the sex life you two have in the bedroom! Perhaps time to tune the weed wacker action into a Apache chopper?

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

personally I feed of moaning,, if you're quiet it's boring sex

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kyu_Q 19

if the guy/girl is not doing anything to make the other person moan, it's boring sex

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Grand_Cookie 21

I know what'll keep you up! Electric nipple clamps.

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thestrangedude 10

Well it's better to fall asleep whilst having sex rather than waking up to find yourself having sex.

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gimmicksz 9

#25 unless ur waking up to a stranger...now das a wake up call (to 911) :P

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Deezknutz 8

Apparently the motion of the ocean wasn't enough.

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kyu_Q 19

it was more like lake placid

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CrazyManNo9 29

I vote "lake placid" as the very best answer EVER!

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The_Paladin 16

he probably noticed but didn't care...

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sjonnemans 3

or maybe he just didn't care? you might wanna try a bit harder to please your man

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sammyjanette 17

It's obvious that op's man doesn't care about pleasing her if he doesn't care whether she's awake or not during sex...

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CrazyManNo9 29

The point was that she was so uninvolved that no one could tell the difference whether or not she was awake or asleep....

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yukumariooo 11

Maybe he gets off harder when his victims- I mean partners are asleep. wouldn't be the weirdest fetish out their...

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Norris_FTW_77 9

Remember: you can tell him "harder" and "faster" but never "deeper".

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