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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 00:52 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:48

Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )

ethan_unoxx 29

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:50

who steals socks. anyway sorry OP

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worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 10 September 2014 0:30

Your sex isn't given so if I am off I appologize... A sock raid instead of a pantie raid? That's a new form of modesty...it looks like we have a sock napper on the rise

AFaye3964 17

Wednesday 10 September 2014 0:51

Seriously why would any wanna steal socks?

Ihavegas 22

Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:18

under pants gnomes strike again

alyKATANA1 12

Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:23

Could've been worse right?

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:26

I Converse, he must be a real sneaker.

rnovoa 7

Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:49

my guess was a homeless man who needed them

juliwashere 8

Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:57

GODDAMMIT DOBBY!

seltzerae 6

Wednesday 10 September 2014 2:23

Plot twist: OP gets home, realizes he forgot to pack the socks.

TheDarkKnight34 7

Wednesday 10 September 2014 2:33

Why just socks ? Well I guess it's true there is a black market for everything

AcieMcG 21

Wednesday 10 September 2014 2:34

At least your kidney wasn't taken.

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