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What did you do to get kicked out under such conditions? Do you not have a phone to be able to call an uber?
I’m guessing alcohol was involved. You might want to check into AA. Walking in the rain in your stocking feet seems like the road to rock bottom.
I’m implying more than small amounts of alcohol were imbibed.
I sure as hell wouldn't leave w/o at least a pair of the host's shoes (who chose whom to invite - incl. apparently a thief) nor would I ever walk home in the rain ESP. for an hour - sober or otherwise. Sorry, but YDI.
I sure as hell wouldn't leave w/o at least a pair of the host's shoes (who chose whom to invite - incl. apparently a thief) nor would I ever walk home in the rain ESP. for an hour - sober or otherwise. Sorry, but YDI.
This has so much missing info. It’s like we only were told the punchline, which makes no sense without the joke.
Could you not have asked to borrow shoes? Or what about taking your socks off? Or, and I know it'd make you look like a crazy homeless person, but you could have tied baggies around your feet, and walked home like that.
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What did you do to get kicked out under such conditions? Do you not have a phone to be able to call an uber?
I’m guessing alcohol was involved. You might want to check into AA. Walking in the rain in your stocking feet seems like the road to rock bottom.