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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 00:52 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:48

Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )

ethan_unoxx 29

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:50

who steals socks. anyway sorry OP

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keiNan_fml 35

Wednesday 10 September 2014 7:33

feel lucky , he didn't steal the bags

whensatanstrikes 12

Wednesday 10 September 2014 7:40

wait only your socks?

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Wednesday 10 September 2014 7:54

Lmao I thought socks were only stolen out of washing & dryer machines ...

shine999 12

Wednesday 10 September 2014 9:16

Guess someone needed that socks more than you. Tsk tsk!

imura 8

Wednesday 10 September 2014 13:29

I bet it was the dryer...

mindjob 14

Wednesday 10 September 2014 14:18

What a strange thing to steal!! That sucks, OP! Maybe the thief had really cold feet

greentide 9

Wednesday 10 September 2014 14:28

Then you find out they did something even worse... They only took one from each pair

Icanmaketoast 9

Wednesday 10 September 2014 15:10

Sock rapers. Ugh.

martin8337 35

Wednesday 10 September 2014 15:28

Someone wanted soxual intercourse.

bossxxlady 5

Wednesday 10 September 2014 17:15

At least it was only your socks!

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