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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 00:52 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:48

Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )

ethan_unoxx 29

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:50

who steals socks. anyway sorry OP

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keiNan_fml 35

Wednesday 10 September 2014 7:33

feel lucky , he didn't steal the bags

whensatanstrikes 12

Wednesday 10 September 2014 7:40

wait only your socks?

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Wednesday 10 September 2014 7:54

Lmao I thought socks were only stolen out of washing & dryer machines ...

shine999 12

Wednesday 10 September 2014 9:16

Guess someone needed that socks more than you. Tsk tsk!

imura 8

Wednesday 10 September 2014 13:29

I bet it was the dryer...

mindjob 14

Wednesday 10 September 2014 14:18

What a strange thing to steal!! That sucks, OP! Maybe the thief had really cold feet

greentide 9

Wednesday 10 September 2014 14:28

Then you find out they did something even worse... They only took one from each pair

Icanmaketoast 9

Wednesday 10 September 2014 15:10

Sock rapers. Ugh.

martin8337 35

Wednesday 10 September 2014 15:28

Someone wanted soxual intercourse.

bossxxlady 5

Wednesday 10 September 2014 17:15

At least it was only your socks!

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