Health: Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry,... - FML

By hatestomove - 26/05/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By WTF - 09/01/2023 00:00

Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By fuck gangnam style in the anus - 20/10/2012 22:48 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

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By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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Cum hoc ergo propter hoc

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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SneakyDeath 15

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:10

The TV thanks you.

sierralem 3

Wednesday 26 May 2010 20:35

Why do people say stop complaining? I mean you're on a website that was built so that people could do that. If everyone kept all the little things that happened to them (whether stupid or not) to themselves then there'd be no FML. :)

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fcukb0o 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:20

Once again the day or shall I say TV is SAVED, thanks to the OP!

NickK49 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:53

Yay! Now you can watch spongebob!

alex0689 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:23

no fml here......the tv is fine

Eyeliner_fml 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:32

is the tv okay ;)? fyl but atleast you don't have to buy a new one 

heygirlhey7 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 5:08

good. cuz I was soooooooo worried

nixonskatel 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 5:30

you can watch the tv your body saved while your laid up on the couch

avacada57 9

Thursday 27 May 2010 6:18

well that's a relief

RebeccaCyrus 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 6:21

wooow this person could have died but you guys care about the tv? just saying.. :P

jaycro 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 7:54

oh thank god i was worried the tv broke

xCaliGirlx 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 9:02

hahaa

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Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML

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Today, I told my mom that the puppy she was cuddling had a piece of dried poo stuck to its butt. Her reaction was to pluck the poo with her bare hands, put it on the coffee table next to my food, and continue cuddling. FML

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