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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 13:30 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 12:00

Today, I managed to somehow trip and fall on my back twice within just two hours. My back didn’t hurt the first time, but it sure does now. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:03

hahahahahahaha, beautiful.

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Saturday 28 February 2009 6:21

LMAO! i can picture that now, and its freaking hilarious! hahahahaha

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DancerChic31 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:14

well, at least you finished the job :)

golfpro908 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:01

hilarious! hope your not hurt too bad. but yeah I agree least you finished it off. Haha

Ducttapemann 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 16:06

Wow, i did that once, that sucks

willowbeauty 0

Friday 29 January 2010 19:36

I've fallen down stairs before, so I know this really sucks.... But, HOLY CRAP this was hilarious to read!!!!!

dustin1694 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:16

how could you hurt the stairs like that jkjk well was anyone around to see it that would make a worse FML

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:45

wish I was tere with a camera. YOUTUBE BABy!!!!!

RoryStorm239 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:54

...what?

misscrazygrl 0

Friday 9 April 2010 9:11

lmfao this is classic

Aquatics 0

Friday 16 April 2010 8:06

I Lol'd. =]

ReequelNinja 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 19:37

LOL!!!!!!! I'm so sorry! but thays hilarious!!!!

Ericabbyx22 0

Monday 3 May 2010 0:00

classical art,oooh classical art *clap*....*clap* *clap*

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