Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped...

By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 12:00

Today, I managed to somehow trip and fall on my back twice within just two hours. My back didn’t hurt the first time, but it sure does now. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:03

hahahahahahaha, beautiful.

dang_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:21

LMAO! i can picture that now, and its freaking hilarious! hahahahaha

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ariellesXurXboss 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 5:50

You sound like my dad when he's drunk.

BeibertSmitor 10

Friday 30 September 2011 9:52

YOU GOT MAD SKILLS! I have to tell my girlfriend about you.

LiuKang92 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:59

Oh my god this just made my day/night

littlericht 2

Monday 14 November 2011 13:40

Remember to tie your shoes up!!!!

Mr_S3xypants 2

Friday 25 November 2011 6:39

how's the saying go??fool me once shame on u..fool me twice shame on me..those silly stairs can be a tricky bunch..

tmamrot 1

Monday 16 July 2012 7:54

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO ****!NG STUPID?!?!?!

gnattine 11

Saturday 1 September 2012 9:52

Such grace (:

SquidInTheSky99 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:11

I warned you about stairs, bro.

over9000skittles 15

Sunday 27 April 2014 23:31

I was going to say that!

hcrawford23 2

Friday 29 November 2013 19:32

you were on a roll, huh?

weenie1234 14

Friday 31 January 2014 18:06

aw man you failed....on multiple levels

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