Miscellaneous: Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was...

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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You deserved it 3 477

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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You deserved it 14 988

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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You deserved it 203

Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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You deserved it 2 616

Second time

By timon_n_pumbaa - 11/01/2020 09:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML

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You deserved it 1 246

By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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You deserved it 45 112

Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 3 340

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 423

haileyrows 26

Saturday 28 February 2015 14:54

It could have been worse- they could haves called the fire department to get you out or something

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 28 February 2015 14:40

You should have charged for the peep show

Comments

hollandchris0822 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 22:11

its called a towel or man up. you must not have done sports before or never served. idc who is around when i need to change clothes

photographer49 22

Saturday 28 February 2015 22:21

#50 or OP can use her hands to cover up the important parts. once her parents open the door they can give her a towel but until then she's got two hands and two parts she could cover.

Person_Z 9

Saturday 28 February 2015 22:48

I mean they are your parents. They have to had seen you naked before.

hazardoussmiles9 22

Saturday 28 February 2015 23:22

Well, at least you don't live alone.

annarcheer 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 23:39

its not that bad. my mothers had to rip a tampon out of me don't ask. she saw more then I'm sure she wish she saw.

rockwrench 18

Sunday 1 March 2015 2:29

#66. That tops most of everything I've heard here on FML. Being a guy, sure I could have been fine not reading that. However, I give you a thumbs up for a most embarrassing situation.

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:54

66, that's an FML that needs to be written!

goddessa9 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 23:52

That sounds like you're covering up your own fault

G3ICO 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 1:06

Do you not have a towel?

I_Bite 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 3:47

couldn't she just turn around while they open the door and use a wash cloth or something (even her hands) to cover her behind? sure not the best thing in the world to happen but still. these things happen