Health: Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes...

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Qwizzyk - 24/04/2024 17:00 - Russia - Tula

Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML

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kathuzada 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:26

Call 911, again

JoshTheMaggot 8

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:27

How'd the manage to do that? Were they carrying you upside down?

Comments

empath 20

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:46

Was he wearing his "If you can read this the bitch fell off." shirt?

jjtothemax17 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:48

Is there any way you can get money out of this situation?

Fuzzidio 2

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:57

Yes they can, they can legally sue the ambulance for extra injury

Wood1andcritter 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 12:09

Yes, but only the major butt hurt a**holes do that. Unless the paramedics beat the you up its pointless in my opinion

BlowinChronic 18

Sunday 25 November 2012 15:06

Why is 20 getting thumbed down? He answered the question, and answered it correctly.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:57

Ain't that a bitch, at least they were already there in case you split your head open or got a concussion. Hope you're okay though, OP. sounds like a shitty day.

ocramavaf 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:50

judging from their track record so far I don't think them being present would be terribly helpful.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 26 November 2012 10:06

So one mishap counts for their whole performance in general? Shit happens, mistakes are made. I'm sure the paramedics wanted to make up for what they did.

martin_martian7 11

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:04

Head first!

newbiehere99 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:30

Keep your head up OP. It'll get better soon and you will drop this situation and you won't need to remember it.

denden_mushi 11

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:48

Ouch. Sorry op I'm wondering how they managed to do thet though. At least you get free health care, so their mistake won't cost you anything other than a lot of brain cells.

Wood1andcritter 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 12:05

Yeah my dad whom has been a paramedic for 20 some years has shown me enough on how they do it and okay if you didnt need to go to the hosptial or if you were ambulatory they might not have used a stretcher even