By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 814
You deserved it 9 037

Same thing different taste

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nightowl713 25

I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!

Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!

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xoxotati 1

Thanks to fml I never wanna get married

Please disregard this comment if the OP turns out to run and please her husband every time he's feeling frisky. It would be a fair FML if she gives the daily ******* or whatever and this is about her not getting her return. So let me get this straight.. You're upset because you were wanting sex when your partner was busy, but your partner still is happy to drop everything once they've tied it up (taking a grand total of 'nearly 15 minutes') so that they do not lose all their work. You're upset because your partner treated sex as though it was a chore to please you rather than a mutually enjoyable activity. Which is completely unexpected when you treat sex as something that he has to drop everything for and run to please you when you want it.

othehugemanatee 8

15 minutes? You're lucky. The save points in Dead Space 3 can be 45 minutes apart.

But if a girl was watching TV and a guy asked her to get frisky, everyone would be commenting how guys are all horny bastards and only want sex. Equality goes both ways

Same damn thing just happened to me, ot can piss me off so badly. It's the the fact that he asked me to wait but more so the fact that he was a sick about it. If they're going to act pissy then fine, see who does that again for a while.

If you say 'Oh for ***** sake...' Man or Woman to someone for whatever reason - offering you sex or brownies... - you are being an asshole. The 15 minutes she waited - who cares. If you are often an asshole - it's time for your significant other to call it quits. The 'too sensitive' comments - are probably from people who justify acting like assholes - not likely to keep their long term relationships for long or if they have them at all bet you their SO isn't happy. re all the ridiculous generalizations on here about women and double standards concerning sex - if don't want sex - I'm nice about it. I don't lie. I don't make up headaches. 99% of the time he gets it when he wants it. And if you have a bad sex life with your woman, it could be your fault. You might just be not that good at it. Not saying some girls aren't good at it - but if you don't like your sex life - might be time to change things up a bit.

blackman100 20

Saving video games is ******* important! If you don't save your video game, it is like (if you have kids, you'll understand) cleaning a house for many hours, then having someone just **** your progress in under 10 minutes. ******* annoying!

What a douche bag! Get rid of him. You deserve better...Or get him right to the point of climax and then get up and walk away...a nice case of blue balls might make him think twice for treating you like that.

Pretty silly how many people are making this out to be the husband's fault. Ladies, imagine you're deeply engrossed in your favourite hobby, whatever that may be. Then, without warning your significant other wanders in, in nothing but their underwear, expecting you to immediately drop everything to attend to their needs. Would you just do so? I imagine some of you would, but the point is the OP was incredibly selfish and presumptuous to just expect her husband to put everything aside just for her satisfaction. There's this weird double standard when it comes to sex where women are allowed to use it as a weapon and turn down their significant others for any reason, whereas men are thought of as pigs if they're ever not up for it.

Well, other than the fact that your analogy more closely resembles a prostitute and trick than it does an actual relationship... If either partner thinks it's at all okay to just expect sex without reading their significant other's mood or acknowledging that they're busy then that's just an unhealthy perspective on life.