By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 01:54 - United States - Natrona Heights

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
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supahcoolperson 0

Hahaha yep, your manliness is deff gone. but don't worry, almost everybody loses their manliness when it comes to spiders, those things creep everybody out lol

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beckyxD 13

I get the picture of Miguel and Tulio screaming like women in The Road to El Dorado xD

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granolabutt8 7

Aww, you're not a total woman. Most men are more afraid of spiders than they'd like to admit. My boyfriend, who is 6'3", 265 lbs, collects guns, and looks generally like a dude you'd never want to **** with, makes me kill them for him. XP

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dobbyisfreeeeeee 10

I just loved the way you described all of this... Made my day!

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jopey 3

Spiders makes do strange things...little creepy and just plain scary. I don't Blame you at all....manliness never left... ;) lol

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kei1108 13

I'm sorry, but I really don't like the words "manly" or "feminine". I am not a huge fan of labels. And also, just because you work with tools, doesn't mean you can't be scared of creepy things. Great job on helping your grandma, though! :D

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jaimieamanda 0

I hate when spiders sit on the walls and act like the pay rent xD

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Sugah_Shane1 2

Your life sucks because putting stucco up for your grandma makes you a mans man. Sorry to let you know but the manliness was gone before the spider got to you

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AliceLockehart 18

Each to their own I suppose. I've grown up around spiders, so I guess I'm just used to it.

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