By weaknesspersonified - 10/11/2015 23:25 - Austria

Today, I felt sad, useless and like I could never achieve anything. To cheer myself up, I wanted to smell some essential orange oil. I couldn't open the bottle. FML
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david66_fml 20

Kinda curious as to why sniffing orange oil would cheer you up

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ColonelCusswords 24

Use hammer. hammer open thing good. hammer open thing best.

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beeferjay 34

you have to push down and twist, like you're giving a titty twister/whistle

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PoisonKangaroo 5

Then you lose but almost beat your high score. So you are even more depressed.

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Chilled_Rambo 11

Bottles are tricky little ***** sometimes but don't worry OP, you can do anything you set your mind to. Just gotta work hard to get those goals!

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paigexox0 37

You should colouring, like the OP in a previous FML. But real colouring books work a lot better :)

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rookworst 24

Drink a cup of tea, that will make you feel better!

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person6641 6

Jasmine tea always cheers me up the most. Just sit down and sip with a really epic book??

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Fairyjoshy 13

Tea is good. Tea makes me feel better about myself. Especially hot tea.

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SecundusSecunda 27

I,too, feel like that sometimes Even more with the pressure of premedicine What usually works for me is taking a step back, as they say, and watching a show on Netflix I enjoy Perhaps this might work for you also, OP

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Smash the damn bottle and use it as a life lesson. There are ALWAYS alternative ways to get what you really want. You just have to take the initiative and make the effort to achieve your goals.

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Fairyjoshy 13

Yes, smashing open the bottle so that broken glass/plastic and oil is everywhere, thus wasting the entire bottle of oil, and probably staining whatever is nearby is a FANTASTIC idea. This is sarcasm.

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