Geek: Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames"...

By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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You deserved it 37 556

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By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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You deserved it 4 461

By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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You deserved it 5 588

Ed Shitren

By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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You deserved it 5 606

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

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You deserved it 8 227

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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You deserved it 24 109

By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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You deserved it 48 878

MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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You deserved it 704

Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.

mucrew 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song

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annika_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:48

You make my day. I'm so glad I'm not you. :)

yourfacelb 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:01

well if you spend all your time playing guitar hero, how do you expect to do anything else with your life?... I'm guessing you have no girlfriend either... wow.. I agree with the above, just put guitar hero in a box somewhere and go out into the light, and go look for a life.

Occam 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:04

Who cares/get over it.

podrummer9209 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:59

Yeahh... uhm... 1) Everyone's ******** over him beating it on Expert... he never mentioned Expert. 2) I've beaten it completely except the intro on expert, eat it. 3) Guitar Hero isn't that big a deal... everyone plays it. 4) ???? 5) Profit. Also, IAYLIF.

StevePerry 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:51

Guitar Queer-O

chaoraid 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:22

Why mock anyone for beating TTFAF with typical no life comments ... I've completed TTFAF, got a job, a girlfriend, go out on the lash on a regular basis.. Still means he can have a little fun in my life.

VballChill22 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:28

dude u shud be proud its like my life dream to beat tht song pretty impressive

Schwabra 1

Friday 15 May 2009 1:27

Some commenters are a way worse case than the original FML. **** their lives.

Chazlol 7

Friday 15 May 2009 1:33

Lmao # 189.

isntthisfunked 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:23

its funny when I tell people that I beat ttfaf on expert and they tell me to play an instrument. Once I tell them I've been playing piano/guitar for 13 years they shut right up.... Good for you now beat it on lefty flip and we'll talk...