By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 140
You deserved it 9 985

GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.

GimmeLaCoffee 4

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

Top comments

androtech 12

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

Comments

Blaze248 10

looks like u should find a girl into 3sums n get your roommate to join

Amaris_lovell 11

Ok she obviously likes you and apparently doesn't want you with someone else, or she's mentally jacked.

Marry your roommate. She's the one. She seems awesome. (Unless she's a lesbian)

Your room mate is epic! She should be your g/f!

rupertajm90 15

i hope your room mate at least planned on making it up to you ;)

I think she likes you and didn't want someone else to get you