By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
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GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.

GimmeLaCoffee 4

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

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androtech 12

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

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yesmydear 7

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

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Sir_Cow 17

Shame she said no.

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maitg 11

Ive seen this FML before ??♻️

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Zettaa 13

The next time she brings someone over do the exact same to her, and sorry OP hope you can work it out.

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Angelica124 13

Lols sounds like a cool roommate. I'm not insinuating anything. It's a good thing to have a friendly relationship like that especially since you guys live together :)

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mat9412 5

I think this is sad for your date. As a girl who's been on dates with guys who lied about having girlfriends, that's pretty traumatic and upsetting. Pranks are one thing, but messing with people like that is pretty wrong. Your roommate should have made it clear within a few minutes that she was joking and there was nothing going on. Although I wouldn't date a guy who was living with a girl and who felt comfortable walking around in underwear with each other. Boundaries...

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afrost1123 2

well I'm only going to state my point of view as a woman here and from what I've read.... but if you and your roommate are both equally comfortable not only living together but being in your underwear or naked in each other's presence that says a lot about y'all's relationship... Which does not have to be considered a relationship based on love but more as a friendship out of love and respect for one another while also having a sense of humor and sarcasm. honestly I find this very entertaining because I can see myself in a very similar situation as this... So as for the roommate she did not **** block just simply weeded out a potential Clinger or crazy... Which makes for a good friend. however it does allow y'alls friendship to level up to a No Boundaries kind of thing. so I guess in the end so far hasn't turned out too bad butt I'm sure there will be some hilarious Vengeance or scheming shortly to come when least expected. I'd say well played to you all. the world needs less uptight prudes and more laid back let's be cool kind of dudes. on that note roommate -1..and sorry for you dear friend a-0. play on! :) ?

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waitloadgo 2

You should replace the shampoo in her shampoo bottle with hair remover. it will do its magic when she dries off.

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