Intimacy: Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was...

By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

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GimmeLaCoffee 4

Friday 16 May 2014 0:27

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

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Top comments

androtech 12

Thursday 15 May 2014 20:44

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

yesmydear 7

Friday 16 May 2014 0:47

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

Comments

cwaziemamma 16

Monday 19 May 2014 1:50

Ok, having a roommate of the opposite sex myself, I am sure that not every girl wants to "bang" her roommate. I think it is amazing that you two are comfy with each other enough to have fun with each other like that.... I do agree with pretending to be her husband and chasing off the next guy she brings home... Pretend to get violently angry... Lol... Bet that will be funny

drizzy11 18

Monday 19 May 2014 7:51

Well you still could've had sex with your roommate

teresaxo223 3

Tuesday 20 May 2014 15:17

I would be the roommate

mkayden 23

Tuesday 20 May 2014 23:34

I ship it.

pike1346 3

Wednesday 21 May 2014 17:53

That is hilarious.

Britterz 12

Thursday 22 May 2014 4:51

hahaha from a personal stand point, I understand getting territorial. But I only ever got like that if the female my close guy friend was chatting up was mistreating my friend, or giving me the constant stink eye and believing that I wanted her man.