Intimacy: Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was... - FML

By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

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GimmeLaCoffee 4

Friday 16 May 2014 0:27

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

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androtech 12

Thursday 15 May 2014 20:44

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

yesmydear 7

Friday 16 May 2014 0:47

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

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cpl_medina 0

Wednesday 28 May 2014 7:09

sounds like you should just have your room mate be your date. she wouldn't be **** blocking if she didn't want a piece for herself. I know I'm a chick lol

focenspeil 7

Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:54

I feels like penance is owed. Either that or she is secretly in love with you.

HUNGarian 3

Saturday 31 May 2014 18:20

tell her she needs to take care of what the other girl was gonna take care of...I.e the ****....lol

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:21

u need to teach her...atleast the repect towards guests..lol

technomom 5

Wednesday 4 June 2014 10:25

Passive aggressive behavior either she hates your guys or she's getting tired of waiting for you to ask her out.

cdalton 12

Thursday 5 June 2014 7:51

If your roommate is hot then date her. why is she just a roommate with that sense of humor?

orianaBoyce 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:06

You should date your roommate

cartedor 18

Thursday 12 June 2014 8:31

your housemate clearly like you, do her instead.

SaniK 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 1:27

Your roommate is awesome!

sirdano 3

Thursday 19 June 2014 23:33

your turn to come down naked when she has one over and say it us not going to suck itself

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