Love: Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a... - FML

By anon80214 - 30/05/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

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anon80214 15

Friday 29 July 2011 23:26

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

lerouxmaster 7

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

That's awesome !

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davidchurch93 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:25

it's weird that YOU had to convince HER..

lulututu 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:55

He sounds like a person with a foot fetish :)

CitrusGirl 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:59

That's what I was thinking too. I totally expected this to be a fetish FML

pinkdottedbow 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:25

I know some people who hate feet, and don't like the idea of others touching their feet. It's kind of an anti-fetish.

kingtz 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:35

38, my thoughts exactly. She should been the one begging for a massage. Unless, of course, OP has a fetish and was begging to massage her feet with his face or something (in this case, probably his genitals)...

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:01

She had to be convinced because her feet are so ticklish.

luvppl 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:19

or maybe she had to be convinced because she didn't want her boyfriend to have to go to the trouble of massaging her feet? I would do that... I hate it when people pamper me and do stuff for me, but that's just me... lol :)

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:26

Don't mess with a woman and her ticklish feet!

Trent_21 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:33

owned

manofthenorth 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:37

pwned, walk it off ;D

thatbritkid 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:46

bloody hell she's a ninja in her sleep

thatclown 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:49

dang, if someone tries to have fun; they diserve it? thats pretty stupid

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:51

You definitely deserved it... have to be careful when tickling people bro

hahopps 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:52

lol wow xD

hahopps 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:52

lol wow xD

MasterL 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:52

well, now u know just how ticklish she really is.......

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