Miscellaneous: Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents....

By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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You deserved it 7 007

By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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You deserved it 6 230

By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 213

You deserved it 4 056

By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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You deserved it 66 486

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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You deserved it 3 315

By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 201

You deserved it 325

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 945

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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You deserved it 37 517

one11oh 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 19:00

does he get a family discount now?

chilearmy123 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 18:56

Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff

Comments

pandaRanda 0

Friday 7 September 2012 6:09

Lol

Chelavie 4

Friday 7 September 2012 23:05

I had the same problem....

itsthisbitch 1

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:29

Best news of the decade, I'm jealous

UltraLord 3

Saturday 8 September 2012 11:07

nah dude that shit is pretty legit lol.

smokeloverrr 2

Sunday 9 September 2012 1:07

How do you say you deserved it or your life sucks to this that's amazing haha

Blahblah9921 4

Sunday 9 September 2012 1:29

wow

Febbo 1

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:12

Hahahahaha! :)

kkillaj 5

Monday 10 September 2012 12:06

I don't get how this is an fml that would be pretty efficient

pabstblueribbon 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 8:02

hell year! I'd be happy!

richiefitz 4

Friday 14 September 2012 13:44

My friends mom once came in well he was coughing and saw us smoking a blunt she called him a pussy and chiefed half the blunt and walked out... And then she pocketed all my cigs