Kids: Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year-old daughter washes...

By greasyhair - 07/09/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year-old daughter washes her hair every day. It's because she doesn't want to have "yucky greasy hair like her mommy." FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By marbles - 02/06/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML

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By Shampoodle - 11/10/2017 21:45

Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML

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By Keith87 - 07/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2021 06:00 - Germany

Today, my mom was proud for making a positive change in her life. The change in question? She now throws away the smelly hair she combs out of the dog, instead of keeping it for unspecified later use. FML

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By queenmabby - 16/01/2019 12:00

Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML

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By Rai - 24/03/2009 16:11 - Canada

Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By Chicagoillinois - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML

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By stinky - 21/05/2023 03:00

Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML

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Greg101 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:17

I thought washing your hair every day was a normal thing.

3rere 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:13

well at least you are teaching her about hygiene

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miss_megg 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:00

If I were you...I'd take a shower. Make that two.

iSushix3 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:08

i thought most ppl suppose to wash their hair evryday,, wuts wrong w/ u,,u crazy bitch?!

shadowoftheday_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:01

you make it sound like washing your hair daily is strange

nolimits 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:28

Sounds like Grandma's been talking some smack - how is your relationship with the MIL?

godsrightnutsack 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:45

FAIL. go die

Satans_Taint 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:26

wash your hair greaseball!!!!!!

crazyboob 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:52

wash ur hair ya boob!!

goldenferret 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 19:57

Why -wouldn't- she wash her hair everyday? It's called cleanliness. YDI for being dirty, but good job on showing her what not to do.

weeeasel 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 3:58

I like how all these comments are saying stuff like "OMG Y DON U WAHS UR HAIR EVR DAY?? EWW" and "it's called cleanliness lol lol lol" when in reality, washing your hair EVERY DAY is BAD. It weakens your hair and you're more likely to have split ends or dry, frizzy hair. Skipping one day in-between washings is the healthy thing to do, because it allows time for the natural oil to be replenished so you can have healthy, strong, shiny hair. FYL because some people just have naturally greasy hair and it can't be helped.