Health: Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Hopslammer - 17/06/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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ejejeje 0

Friday 8 April 2011 18:53

good.

MyNameIsBruce 0

Friday 8 April 2011 18:56

Turns out the wind doesn't like smoking either

Comments

interexntsc 12

Friday 8 April 2011 23:08

Good! You deserve if for being self centered. Personally I could give a shit about your choice to smoke, but it pisses me off that you believe it is OK to share your trash with the rest of the world. Keep your butts in your car.

shift_love 13

Friday 8 April 2011 23:10

wow a lot of people are giving him a ydi we must have a lot of non smokers on here. light up and love it

_Meghan_ 5

Friday 8 April 2011 23:11

YDI for throwing it out the window.

T3P33_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:16

actually since the earth starts to be overpopulated, smoking can help reduce the human population by natural selection; the dumb ones first.

amh721 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:18

It's seriously disgusting how people leave their cigarette butts anywhere they like. The rest of us shouldn't be punished of your nasty habits. Find a trashcan and dispose of it properly. We have way too many pigs already. Glad you learned a lesson.

applecaketree 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:19

Also a good reason to stop littering.

Randall777858 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:23

that cig was like **** you toooo

Gbleier333 4

Friday 8 April 2011 23:33

maybe you shouldn't ******* litter. dumb bitch.

jasleen 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:34

SHUT THE **** UPPPP. OBVIOUSLY thats not real nor is it even slightly amusing u **** TARD

u_mad_bro_fml 13

Friday 8 April 2011 23:39

YDI for throwing it outside.. Cigarettes are very bad for you, and disgusting.. I don't see how there weren't other reasons to quit before this happened :l