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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Monday 24 October 2011 15:58

At least you still did it :)

futtbuck101 1

Monday 24 October 2011 15:57

Smooth.

Comments

SilverInGray 25

Monday 24 October 2011 16:03

At least she'll think you're fun. Maybe.

lvlcapblue 0

Monday 24 October 2011 16:04

Smooth move, Exlax.

rexgar2000 10

Monday 24 October 2011 16:05

is that your way to get the girls? lol

ajjucool 0

Monday 24 October 2011 16:12

was it the ladies door??

lolman222 0

Monday 24 October 2011 16:16

A bet a wizard put that door there just to mess with him. Wizards strike again!

juanitacor24 0

Monday 24 October 2011 16:17

Lawl happened to with the guy I like ;)

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 16:17

That's when you walked right up to her and said "That's how gorgeous you are", right? ...., Right!?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 16:19

comment bug...

VaanBasch 1

Monday 24 October 2011 16:20

I bet she found that... A"door"able. yay~

perdix 29

Monday 24 October 2011 16:22

How can you like her if you are not even on speaking terms with her? Let's be honest and say you are lusting for her based solely on her exterior physical appearance.

doggiemcwoofwoof 2

Monday 24 October 2011 16:25

Technical much

FYLDeep 25

Monday 24 October 2011 16:38

I just have no idea how he decided that he likes this girl. How could he know her political affiliations, her favorite books, and her hobbies if he's never talked to her? Unless the answer is a bit more shallow than this.

fthislyfe 22

Monday 24 October 2011 16:45

Let's say he likes how she looks. Appearance is the initial attraction. Then you get to know the person and realize if you really like her/his personality too or not.

perdix 29

Monday 24 October 2011 17:17

Ok, #35, let's go with that ;)

stacianichole 2

Monday 24 October 2011 17:27

I had the same thought. He lusts her.

absolutegrrr 7

Monday 24 October 2011 21:18

I prefer the interior physical experience. Mm intestines.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 24 October 2011 21:43

There's just something about the pelvic shape of women that attracts us men so damn much!

Bakachu 7

Monday 24 October 2011 22:37

That can be totally true. There's this guy that likes me 'cause I look and am the stereotypical Asian (I'm Chinese). He kind of likes ALL stereotypical Asian girls.. So I'm not sure if I can call that a crush, or an obsession :/