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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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You deserved it 6 048

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 751

You deserved it 8 795

By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 893

You deserved it 4 681

By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 776

You deserved it 23 367

By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 680

You deserved it 6 444

By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 134

You deserved it 6 578

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 629

You deserved it 19 524

Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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You deserved it 1 129

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 6 387

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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You deserved it 796

Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 919

ElainaCutsYou 0

Monday 24 October 2011 15:58

At least you still did it :)

futtbuck101 1

Monday 24 October 2011 15:57

Smooth.

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megan_lovee 0

Monday 24 October 2011 20:44

wht a turn on!!!!

belkinbra 12

Monday 24 October 2011 21:05

My friends call me casanova.

chels1994 11

Monday 24 October 2011 22:04

sounds like you need to relax...just talk to her normally, we dont bite :p

leadman1989 15

Monday 24 October 2011 22:41

If you're in ___ it's ___ Elementary school - cute Middle school - still cute Highschool - nerdy but cute College - unacceptable!

caos901atgmail 0

Monday 24 October 2011 23:09

classic

bubo_fml 10

Monday 24 October 2011 23:40

Keep it goin'...If you bloodied your nose, have her assist you into the bathroom...Then, into a stall...Then...

HeXr 22

Tuesday 25 October 2011 0:55

How are people not voting YDI?

wilsontws 18

Tuesday 25 October 2011 0:59

Door: 1 You: 0

poppylamonzo 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:10

P u s s y

shadow2903 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:43

Oh the joys of being an awkward teenager! :) at least you had the balls to do it in the first place

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Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML

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Today, I shattered a coffee pot at work and ended up with a piece of glass in my eye. Now I have to look like a pirate until its healed, and it's nowhere near Halloween. FML

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Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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You deserved it 7 597

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

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You deserved it 47 075

Today, two people at work - both higher up than me - called me out for "stomping" when I walk up stairs. I have a disability that causes this. We work at a place specifically for disabled people. FML

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Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks

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