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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Monday 24 October 2011 15:58

At least you still did it :)

futtbuck101 1

Monday 24 October 2011 15:57

Smooth.

Comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 24 October 2011 16:30

If she likes The Three Stooges, then you're totally in. Otherwise, you're now just another slobbering doofus who leaves a trail of drool after her in the hallway.

Kingrat3154 4

Monday 24 October 2011 16:38

Bro this gives you a perfect opportunity to talk to her! If you have a class with her start up a conversation and be like 'shit I hope you didn't see me walk into a door back there' and if she laughs bonus. Girls like guys they can laugh with

swimandpolochick 0

Monday 24 October 2011 16:39

Classic

RileySue50 10

Monday 24 October 2011 16:44

Who knows? Maybe she thought it was cute :)

UndeadAfterDark 0

Monday 24 October 2011 17:16

That's something I'd do

perdix 29

Monday 24 October 2011 16:47

Personally, I've always liked it when girls did something awkward in my presence. Seeing that they were nervous around me let me know they were interested, thus stoking my interest in them.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 17:45

Does running and hiding count? No? *slinks away*

perdix 29

Monday 24 October 2011 19:34

No, and neither does projectile vomiting, nor any loss of control of bowel or bladder. I'm talking about some cute stammering or klutzy moves. I'd like a girl to have a jolt of excitement around me, not abject horror.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 24 October 2011 20:07

As if your interests needed to be stoked in the first place.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 24 October 2011 17:08

You could have used that opportunity as an icebreaker! Oh well. Just keep trying. Wave at her again next time you see her, but watch out for inanimate objects. Kudos to being brave enough to wave at her. Everyone knows that making any sort of contact with your crush (especially if you don't know them well) can be super unnerving.