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It's ok. A restraining order is just another way of saying I love you too.
Seriously what did you put in that letter.. Asking for a strand of hair and a sample of urine will normally get you a one way ticket to restraining orderville.. It's right next to hiding in the treeville.
who was it???
Cute, but you just don't get a restraining order filed against you without notice and an opportunity to address the court. You first get notified of a court action pending so you have an opportunity to defend yourself against the charges of harrassment/stalking, etc. If you prevale, the complaintant doesn't get the restraining order against you. If you lose, you then are notified of the order.
nice. so you think this post was made up ?
Haha that reminds of drake & josh when josh runs over oprah
Maybe you shouldn't have sent a 200 page letter about his/her hair. Then 350 pages about his/her life and how you would love to kidnap him/her and make him/her say your favorite line from a movie.
It was to Snookie.
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You probably shouldn't have detailed how you stand outside her bedroom window every night and touch yourself.
You were only supposed to write one, not a hundred.