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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

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Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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jonnymohio 2

Turnabout is fair play. Point at her boobs and laugh.

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Shady06 0

lolz that sucks xD all you gotta tell her is..."baby it's not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean" :D than stick it in her mouth lolz

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perdix 29

My most charitable reading of the situation was that she was relieved that you didn't have a giant horse **** and that she was going to enjoy pleasant comfortable sex with a nice, normal-sized penis. She would also be able to deep-throat you without gagging TOO much. Just enough, but not too much. That's as good as I can do.

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robor007 0

see if it's still funny in her back door!

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Did you stuff your pants with a tube sock, dude that is so sixth grade. Tell her if she wants you can **** her in the nose, then she can smell what the rock is cooking.

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Lilman11 0

sucks for u twinkle dick

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LaughingAtJuu 0

Her ass needs some reading materials is what id say...

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CableX17 0

.....I don't get it

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Larnos 0

hahaha, yeah did you end up rooting her?

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lulu_nelle 0

my ex-boyfriend was that way... when we first had sex, i could have sworn he was bigger.. but no.. he has a baby penis. one day he asked me how it felt to be a **** (which isn't true by any means) and i said, "how does it feel to have a small penis and being horrible at sex, tyler?" :D it was hilariouss!

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