Intimacy: Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of...

By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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Mood ruined

By InterestingReaction - 10/04/2022 04:00

Today, it was mine and my girlfriend's two-year anniversary. Back in my room, I decided to get sexy for her by opening the bathroom door, dropping my bath towel, and slowly approaching the bed in the buff. I tripped over my feet and fell flat on my face twice while doing so, which she hysterically laughed at. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Show and tell

By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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Monday 19 October 2009 23:23

Turnabout is fair play. Point at her boobs and laugh.

Shady06 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:38

lolz that sucks xD all you gotta tell her is..."baby it's not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean" :D than stick it in her mouth lolz

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Camo_Love 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:47

That's so ******* harsh, i would just point and laugh at her **** or something. I'm pretty sure I am about average length and i'm proud to be. i wouldn't care if it was smaller either doesn't really matter most of the important nerve endings are only 1 inch inside the ******, so you dont really need anything big to pleasure her.

LaughingAtJuu 0

Friday 23 October 2009 14:03

Unless she one of those girls that get no pleasure from vaginal stimulation... maybe all that works for her is clitoral stimuli... Not making any escuses for her being stupid with the fellow. Small penis or not, is she even good in bed? Odds are is she's so used to being the person being pleasured she doesn't know how to please a man. In which case id say that broad sucks at sex...

omghehehe 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 13:32

i did something similar, in a professional setting. no laughing but i said, "Is that it?" when i looked at it :D i didnt realize what i said because i was in gross in learning a new skill. But he said, "I've gotten better responses than that before" ........blushhhhh :D :D :D oops!!!!