By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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perdix 29

It was probably because your **** was too big and mighty for her. She was afraid you might hurt her, so she wanted to go home and practice some Kegels to be ready for you in the future. Yeah, go with that.

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Lehk 9

should have told her to find her own way home and get the hell off your property.

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scoobyluv 0

she probaly got her fingers caught in your pubs and didn't want no more!;)

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zombiekitten87 12

She kind of sounds a little crazy anyway. That's pretty peculiar behavior, not to mention rude lol

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iloveboyswittats 10

Not true. Bad sex can ruin a relationship

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musicophilia 3

nothing wrong with smaller dicks... at least they don't feel like they're tearing you in half, it leave you walking like a cowboy...

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Horde 8

Size doesn't matters, only if it's small ^^

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clementine00 1

well clearly she is not worth having if she's that much of a hurtful bitch.

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overthelimit 3

small doesnt mean you can never have good sex. its how you use it. you could be blessed down there and not have a clue what to do with it. however, this girl didnt even give OP a chance.

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