Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've...

By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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Class act

By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:17

Haha, that's hilarious! Sucks to be you.

nightswimmer 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:18

oooh that sucks, you shoulda said to him "it was you"

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ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:13

If you were cute i would think that was kinda sexy... lol as long as i know it was a queef and not a fart... but i would found that kinda hot

sportastef 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:28

I was thinking the exact same thing, hahaha!

ReeseIsCoolLikeT 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:57

HOLY SHIT!!!!! ROFL

Schooler90 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:47

Queefs are hot

rafa3085 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:01

my bestie queefs on command AWESOME!

UFCFIGHTER 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:24

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aback 4

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:53

Should have told him it was trying to call his name.

misterman2 3

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:52

Ewwwww....

latenights 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:25

Why is it that when a guy posts an FML about getting hard in an inappropriate place, everyone feels bad for him, but when a girl posts an FML about queefing, 11,000+ people say YDI? Guys on FML are seriously bitter.

MidnightMusic53 37

Thursday 21 November 2013 22:28

I clicked YDI it because she tried to show off instead of just simply greeting him back. I always hit YDI when people try to show off and it goes wrong. I understand that you can't do anything about queefs, but she wouldn't have queefed if she wasn't being a show off in the first place.