that's what you get for showing off and the numbering is different if you're on the computer vs the phone application. #35 was #2 on my screen

Eat. Pray. Queef.

ugh.. thats so nasty. D: guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow. I'm sorry. That really is a FML. On the plus side, you've got nowhere to go but up! So consider that the dude might have a sense of humor, and he might like you, and he might move on past the queef in a month or two.

Someone needs to look more into yoga philosophy and remember not to show off or compete.

excuse me, but I'm pretty sure queefs are one hundred times less audible than farts. how could he hear it unless he was face-to-vag?

Grrr, what is the average age of people posting here, for pete's sake? Embarassing? Yes. Gross? NO! it is just air trapped in a closed cavity, no smell, no nothing. Most women after intimacy queef a little when first getting up, and the *only* embarrassing thing about queefs is that it sounds like something else, which yes, is both rude and gross (coming from men as well, whether at a first date, or after 20 yrs of marriage)!. What makes me wonder, OP is that you chose a pretty original way of greeting him.

Are you a man or a woman?

omg that's my worst nightmare!!!! sucks that happened to you :/

Scuse me "#35" is rightfully #2 on the iPhone App, forgive his ignorance.