By JustSom - 05/05/2015 02:03 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
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majesticprincess 19

Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo

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sdroze1389 31

throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.

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MercyFrag 22

You should see if you can't find one of those fly stickers or something you could at least stick inside the toilet to encourage aiming without it seeming to overly obvious, lol... The Cheerio was a cute idea.

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VoldooPed 20

I thought this was about me for a second and got scared...

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ZombieVampirez 24

My roommate sits down. I think it cause he is lazy and doesn't wanna clean it up afterwards

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fridsten 5

I sit down, unless I'm at a public bathroom or it isn't clean. Although my aim is perfectly fine, I prefer to do so for several reasons. You don't have to clean up afterwards. You empty your bladder more efficiently when you sit down and it also reduces the risk for prostate problems (incl. cancer) which allows for a longer and healthier sex live.

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Enslaved 36

I know that when my BF wakes up with morning wood, it's more difficult to pee straight because it causes 2 streams. He explained that to me after I questioned why he always brushes his teeth and washes his face before peeing in the morning? It's to kill time while waiting for his erection to go down.

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joshi42 16

At first I misread "before" for "after" and thought "that's a hell of a second stream, poor guy".

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Astrum14 24

Rub his nose in it until he learns to either not miss or clean up his mess. It works for dogs, and your husband is presumably smarter than a dog.

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lexos 16

Simple solution, no more blow jobs till he can aim.

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vigoss_fml 4

tell them to sit! just like when they take a sh*t...

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