Kids: Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the... - FML

By JustSom - 05/05/2015 02:03 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

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By moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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Dude, gross!

By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

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By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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Worst sniper ever

By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 19:59

Today, I had to ban my teenage son from taking his phone into the bathroom, not because he looks at porn, but because he’s so engrossed in the screen, he doesn’t aim while he pees all over the seat and sometimes the floor, without cleaning it up. He’s not incapable, just fucking lazy. FML

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By Angrymom - 22/10/2018 22:00

Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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majesticprincess 19

Tuesday 5 May 2015 10:38

Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 5 May 2015 10:37

throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.

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bleedingglitter 24

Tuesday 5 May 2015 18:14

My mom and I taught my little brother to pee sitting down for this reason.

SleevelessD 6

Tuesday 5 May 2015 19:27

Its not in our nature, but it is in yours to clean it.

Pycnogonida 16

Wednesday 6 May 2015 9:45

Is that what you whisper soothingly to yourself when people ridicule you for -apparently- having the bathroom skills of a not-quite-potty-trained 2 1/2-year-old without the excuse of being 2 1/2 (and less sense of hygiene than a housecat, since they know to do something about their excretions and you seem not to)? Your bathroom mess is your job to clean up. It's not hard.

Abhinow 7

Tuesday 5 May 2015 21:31

so did you hold it for him to aim?

zarrganaut 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 21:34

I'll never get why males have a hard time aiming lol. You guys are holding it aren't you?

chris999000 5

Tuesday 5 May 2015 22:18

am I the only one to find it weird she is teaching her 14 year old, to me that sounds like she is in there whilst he is peeing

Reggie177 11

Tuesday 5 May 2015 22:51

Heeyyyy let the dude be. He's a retired sniper

irish_lad 16

Tuesday 5 May 2015 23:43

As a father of 2 boys I can say some of us like to teach our sons how to aim away from the toilet and at the toilet seat

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 6 May 2015 1:47

Even when they aim properly it still leaves a mess. Some guys have a lot of pressure while the stream is out. It hits the toilet water and splashes out. I wish guys who are that messy would just wipe it up afterwards.

just1n12 18

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:19

That's why I sit down to pee xD Way less mess!

5Beans6 6

Wednesday 6 May 2015 5:12

I'm 14, I've been able to aim since I was 3!

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