By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

Omigod, how would that make me feel if had to do that... Lol

duravian 1

How does that even fit in there...?

lizzys1972 3

Wierd... Did it have a ***** app.. Lmao

I take it the warranty on the I Phone doesn't cover ass.

Moonastray 0

Well, Apple products are for asshiles, so.....

Really don't want to ask how in the world did they get it up there. Different type of shock resistant casing, I guess, but man!!

xxoreo 3

Wtf was it doing there? ... Then again my cousin who is a doctor found a carrot up another mans but before ....