By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 02:32 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I finally got proof of my theory when the dog came downstairs at 2 in the morning, looked me dead in the eye, pissed on the rug and took my socks before disappearing back upstairs. FML
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Fermion 20

Possibly that the dog was peeing on the rug and stealing socks at 2 in the morning?

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asylumlane 23

Sounds like it's time for someone to be crated at night.

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JokersHQ 21

Some dogs are spiteful, mine is too, but hey they're family right? Gotta love 'em!

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Muttley9 13

1. Beat dog; 2. Dog to shelter. 3. You to obedience school :)

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worldclassrager 39

Theory of what? Unless you are drunk...or again I don't follow....

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viau 13

when he get downstairs tommorow go to his bed and take a dump in it, looking at him in the eyes.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

That socks, OPee!

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outoftown 26

33 -Congratulations, and Happy New Year! Now, hide you socks.

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DanielRamirez 10

The dog was in his mind probably thinking " look at me in the eyes and ask me if i give a crap "

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rawlings123 17

Seems like you've got a Wilfred on your hands

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