By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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fudrick 0

Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.

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Finnboghi 0

I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

JAZZYWRITES007 IS THE BIGGEST RETARD ALIVE

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Jazzywrites007 2

And you Need a Tweezer to find your dick But I'm not saying anything, Am I?

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

you obiously havnt read my name lol

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Jazzywrites007 2

That's the point. If You were so well-endowed, you wouldn't need to put it in your name, Kiddo. And learn to proofread your posts.

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

you just need to get laid by a really big dick =]

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Jazzywrites007 2

Hmm. No, I'm up to my armpits in sex offers but I like Brains with my ****. Obviously, something in which you are SEVERELY Lacking.

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

i only think with one of them an ive gone far in life.

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Jazzywrites007 2

I SINCERELY doubt that dude. With an attitude like yours, I'd imagine that you're either a dumb kid stuck at home or a completely idiotic adult. Either way, I'm sure you suck.

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Jazzywrites007 2

Ok! I'm soooorry Normally I can Jump on their heads and send 'em back under the bridge but he said my name... =( I Love your Nickname though!

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Vitamin_C 0

lol this one is good at it, he really makes you want to kill him...

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Jazzywrites007 2

I KNOW! And the Whole "******" thing... ugh. That's the ACE IN THE HOLE for anyone that's trying to piss me off... But it's good that you said something to snap me out of my cyber-rage...

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Pastor_Rich 0

get a back bone, what's the worst that could happen? maybe a kick in the nuts?

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Vitamin_C 0

A "neg" will get you nowhere with a normal girl.. Only a twit with no self-esteem will be flattered by a guy who delivers thinly veiled insults. If you need to put a girl down to make yourself feel like a big man, then you seriously have issues and really shouldn't produce any offspring. Seriously OP, it's not that bad, just start by having conversations with girls without the sole intention of getting their number. Once your testicles have stopped retracting at the mere sight of a girl, move on to actually trying to get a number. Baby steps.

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

yea stop feeding me. you ******

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Jazzywrites007 2

(Last Time Vitamin_c) Yes I'm a dirty dyke ****** ****. You have obviously used my Myspace link. Will You be calling me next? Because all that information is on my Profile! Anything else you have to say? Tell me directly. K then! Bye!

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

this is why i hate the 13th ammendment

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Hayis4horses 0

never mind bud, that girl sounds like a stuck bitch, there are lots of nice ones out there tho, just be confident in yourself and you'l be attracting nice girls in no time :)

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Vitamin_C 0

i agree about no kissing ass - that's highly unattractive, and I see what you mean about being different, I just don't see how a "neg" is going to work without being insulting. And just for the record, not all pretty girls are stuck up and need to be taken off some imaginary pedestal. Most of the time it's a protective shield to ward off the creepers, because as soon as you bring it down, there are 14 guys trying to get in your pants.

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