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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 21:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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nrevogcmamme 17

Sunday 15 December 2013 23:47

Ouch! Sorry OP. Now you know how immature she is.

Jaded_Rose 17

Sunday 15 December 2013 23:47

Ouch

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browniey 11

Monday 16 December 2013 17:32

This is the very reason guys or girls won't ask a person of interest out. Sorry, OP she is immature.

FlawlessSin 5

Monday 16 December 2013 22:35

ehh, people like that tend to not be genuine. it probably sucks now, but I think you'll be much better off with someone else

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Tuesday 17 December 2013 4:31

Well, that's one way to get over a crush.

tvwrestler98 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:50

that sucks dude. at least you had the courage to tell her out. I never had that courage. Even now I still don't.

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:25

I guess that's why they call them crushes.

Bunny21 11

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:28

**** that bitch. You will find better op.

itzjstnx 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 7:46

not worth your time. Move on.

Motafota 14

Thursday 19 December 2013 13:49

Next time I guess just ask her on a "date" and not use the word "crush" while at it.

samlowksss 8

Friday 20 December 2013 23:21

narwhal_unicorn 2

Monday 23 December 2013 18:10

Dude I'm sorry

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