By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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ohmygolly 0

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

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GameRater01 0

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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not1 0

#2 hah. was that guy really emo or something? because i've seen some guys that could confuse me, but not for 8 months.. damn.

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Slightly offensive to us scene guys and emos dude... I could say the same about "normal" eople

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shempi_fml 0

So what if she technically isn't a girl? Be openminded and date her anyway.

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laden_swallow09 34

Just because someone is hetero doesn't make them close-minded. Why do you think everyone has to be gay, bi, or pan?

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ohmygolly 0

#12, because a person cannot help their sexuality. Whether OP is a straight male or a homosexual woman, they will not be attracted to the glory of a fine penis no matter how "open minded" they try to be. To try to guilt them into thinking anything else is, in and of itself, closed minded.

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MasaMushia 0

How the hell do you not notice that this person may or may not have a dick after 8 months? Got some mad skills up in thurr.

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blinkingstarlet 15

op said crushing on for 8 months, not dating for 8 months. i don't know about you, but if im just crushing on someone i havent seen their genitals...

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Safyre420 0

Love knows no bounds, just go with it.

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nyah_nyah 0

aww... It's not so bad... i agree with safyre420... love knows no bounds.. look into it... you never know where it can lead

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Mikeymikey 4

@18, in this case it leads to yr ass lol... well maybe the he/she looked like a girl and the OP needed some glasses.

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F_ur_life_douche 0

Congratulations! it's a girl! waaaait, no, it's a tranny. Just don't have sex with her/him!

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Sharkpuncher 0

Date herm anyways. Were you attracted to her before you knew he had a dick? I don't see how this should be a problem unless you were just looking for a ****** in which case there's roughly 50 percent of the population left.

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esines 9

Maybe he doesn't like penis? That could be the problem

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