By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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ohmygolly 0

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

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GameRater01 0

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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Timmytwofinger 0

number 20, i dunno if you meant to write 'herm' but im lmfao anyway. agree with 17 just go with it you never know.

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heyyitslo 6

hahahaha hermaphrodite I was about to say that too

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you_not_me_OWNED 0

there was someone in my school who i had always assumed was a girl until "she" was in the guy's bathroom.

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rayray_fml 0

#20, I think the OP made it quite clear they were after a woman with all the right parts. Don't try and push your beliefs onto them.

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pillow_fml 0

has it occurred to anyone saying they should go out anyway that the guy he accidentally asked out might not A. be gay, B. want to go out with him?

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jaymers 3

He had a crush on him while under the assumption that the person was a female. Going with it anyway would only make sense if he was ok with being with a male. I'm as open minded as they come, but I don't believe people choose their sexual orientation. If he's straight, and completely straight, he should find a girl. I think to say he should go for it anyway is a little bit ridiculous. The fact that she turned out to be a he completely changes the circumstances, and the crush is probably out of the window. I know if it was me, and I found out the guy I liked was a girl, I wouldn't still want him/her, just because I see no sexual appeal in another person's ******.

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mryoung702 7

isn't choosing your sexual orientation the point of bisexuality?

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koolkool994 28

No it isn't, bisexuality means you feel a sexual orientation towards two genders, it isn't switching between heterosexuality and homosexuality

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Tehalon 0

I dont get all those ppl who have a 'crush' for x months/years on someone and wait so long with making a move. The faster you make your move the faster you can either move on or get together!

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Melanie_fml 0

Totally agree w/ #25. And I'm happy I'm bisexual, it means no matter what's in their underwear...I'm happy. ;) And if they're transitioning from male to female, then as others said they *are* a girl, and give it a shot. Of course if they're transitioning the other way and you're straight...well, maybe come out of it with a friend. Or if it was just a gender mistake...come out of it with a friend too. :)

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AGr8pretending 0

http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/its_pat.jpg

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bunnygirl 2

LOL. I wonder if he wanted to go out with the OP or what he said. "Oh, you thought I was a girl? My bad!"

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