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Well, at least now you have an excuse.
What does this comment even mean?
It means, some idiots assume that women can't want sex just as much as men, and that OP now has an excuse to turn it down in the future... Even though she clearly wants sex, hence this being an FML.
#31 or that men cant take "no" for an answer and women have to come up with excuses bcuz men think theyre entitled to whatever they want and will pressure women into sex
34 is correct... I didn't mean that she now has an excuse to turn guys down, but that if she hits another dry spell she can claim that there's a reason for it.
Hey, at least you've had sex.
"Doesn't matter, had sex!"
Not that she had sex that time. I'm saying at least she isn't a virgin and has experienced a two way ****** likely.
Damn, that sounds rough.
Damn, must have been some great sex before that happened.
dude ouch! I hope you are alright.
I hope that you feel better op. Sex is awesome.(that's what I've been told)
Maybe just do foreplay for a while?
Ouch! My guinea pig also had an ovarian cyst burst and unfortunately she died, so it must be very painful!
LOL WTF
@23 thought the same when I saw your profile :/
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Damn, must have been some great sex before that happened.
Not-so-sexy time.