Intimacy: Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 16:01 - United States - Worcester

Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML

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By oofouchmyvagooter - 06/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 00:02

Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By so much for romance - 11/01/2015 03:21 - United States - Queensbury

Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 21:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML

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Medicare for all, please

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 02:01

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my 6 ovarian cyst rupture. The pain meds have already worn off and my vag hurts. I also had my gallbladder removed last June, and my right ovary removed last January. The staff here remember me. Most expensive friends I've ever had. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2016 1:16

Damn, must have been some great sex before that happened.

friedpwnadge 25

Saturday 16 January 2016 1:16

Not-so-sexy time.

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Bekll 31

Saturday 16 January 2016 7:20

Ouch! But a year isn't so bad. I haven't had sex in 8 years.

kaitieloo 22

Saturday 16 January 2016 7:20

Kind of been in that position... Didn't do the deed for a while, did the deed and pain happened. After two months of pain (normally ovarian cysts subside in a couple of weeks) I finally went in and had some ultrasounds done. My ovary was 3x the size of the other one and hemorrhaging which explains the pain. Hormonal birth control stops the cysts since they are formed by ovulation. Go figure. Sorry, OP! :/

yellowzinnias 20

Saturday 16 January 2016 7:51

If you want to feel better, watch "Sex Sent Me to the ER" on TLC. It could have been SO much worse.

spidaman 14

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:15

saskia??

lovelybones37 20

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:29

I've experienced the pain that comes with an ovarian cyst rupturing, so FYL. Hope you're feeling better, OP!

qweenoflames 10

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:20

I am now afraid to break my year-long dry spell.. thank you..

Dekat121 24

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:44

Did you know about the cyst before having sex? If so YDI as you knew the consequences that could occur, if not the FYL that's horrible and I hope this hasn't traumatised your sex life for life