Intimacy: Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over...

By UrbanCass - 25/06/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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By prayforme - 11/11/2009 01:52 - United States

Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML

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I don't understand!

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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starflake 3

Friday 26 June 2009 10:23

Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

Sawadee 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink

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discosoup 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:46

This is from a TV Show.

wtfjusthappened1 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:30

ok, so even if this WASNT a real FML, why the hell would u be having sex, after only dating her for a liitle over A MONTH????

Masta_Blasta 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 14:04

hahahaaw, shit!

invalid_name94 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 1:47

Alright buddy, here's the deal. You don't have sex after one month. Unless sex is all you are after and you don't care about your gf at all this is not the way to go. Wait a MINIMUM of six months to have sex if you care at all about her. Sex that early will only blind you to what she is really like and her personality will be masked by what you remember from having sex with her.

betit 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 3:36

why would i think only about sex when thinking of my bf/gf if i have sex with him/her?? i've had sex for the first time with my bf after less than a month we'd been dating and we've been togheter for almost 3 years and i don't think he's my sex partner or something like that and i'm sure he feels the same! and btw sex is healthy and very important in a relationship! i agree that people shouldn't underestimate its consequences.. but also shouldn't stigmatize sex! waiting so long is totally with the pretext of respecting the girl is crap. unless the girl's a virgin why should she want to wait 6 months??

schoolfml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 13:24

ok number 215 your dumb, i had sex with my wife the 3rd week into the relationship. we have been together for years. so its fine he had sex with her this early.

mommatee09 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 6:26

the best sex is safe sex lol smh if its tru ydi

S_T_F_U 0

Monday 25 January 2010 5:05

YDI big time..now u have to wry bout her gettin pregnant with ur child..ALONG with worryin if you've contracted an std! Oh but wait..maybe she meditates about that too..........