By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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MassiveBerry 9

Warming your ass with a hand dryer?

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mellb_fml 3

Get used to it! You'll go through a few before they start paying attention to your needs

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SoultheWolf 19

There is more sex then just penetration. Have him play with your clit, grab your boobs, make sure you're completely turned on before he gets inside you. Women don't feel much in sex with the guy's ****, it is the foreplay and playing with the clitty that allows women to feel good.

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Well OP, think of it this way, if you didn't feel anything cause he was too small, you might still technically be a virgin. Don't suppose a lot of woman get to have two first times! Practice makes perfect.

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peanutfoo 19

F you. That's all I have to say.

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Llamacod 11

if there is penetration then she is no longer a virgin. breaking the hymen is not what makes someone not a virgin if it was then many a girl lost their virginity to bicycle seats.

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SeepingSarcasm 7

#109- No shit, I would never have thought penetration constitutes loss of virginity! She barely felt ANYTHING, I was insinuating there wasn't any penetration. #43- Why so angry? The bicycle seat didn't call the next day?

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Fisheyedfool7 2

Bicycle seat didn't call the next day....lmao good one dude!

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SaturnV 25

Perhaps he was being TOO careful? Either way, you shouldn't give up just yet. It takes time and practice for him (and you) to learn the nuances of your body that can be used to make sex enjoyable for you. Although it may be embarrassing at first, try to communicate as openly as you can with your boyfriend. Be sure you are honest also - lying about these things to spare his feelings can result in a negative feedback loop of dissatisfying sex. Good luck!

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TheMathMajor 26

Well at least he came. My first time I had to tell him to stop early because it hurt too much.

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hateevryone 14

That's going to be a problem.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well that's better than the intense pain most girls feel their first time having sex. Just talk with your guy and I'm sure you'll both be able to come up with something that works for both of you. At least he was gentle and kind; a lot of guys can't help themselves and they go nuts (pardon the pun) while taking a girl's virginity.

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